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Doctor and nurse jokes
- Doctor, Doctor will this ointment
clear up my
spots?
I never make rash promises!...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor Doctor I feel like a
racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps!...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps
thinking she's invisible!
What sister?...Read the whole joke |
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43 |
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- Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and
it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh...Read the whole joke |
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61 |
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- Doctor, Doctor Can I have second
opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor, Doctor you have to help me
out!
Certainly, which way did you come in?...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking
I'm God
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then...Read the whole joke |
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42 |
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- Doctor, Doctor I keep
thinking
I'm invisible
Who said that?...Read the whole joke |
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28 |
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- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
snake about to shed it's skin.
Why don't you go behind the...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor: You need new glasses
Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me
...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
snail
Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor, Doctor I
feel like an
apple.
We must get to the core of this!...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
butterfly
Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling
up!
Just simmer down!...Read the whole joke |
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60 |
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- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder
Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor, Doctor I
keep painting
myself gold
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor, Doctor I've broke my
arm
in two places
Well don't go back there again then!...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning
into a frog
Your just playing too much croquet!...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
yo-yo.
Are you stringing me along!...Read the whole joke |
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67 |
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- Doctor, Doctor I dream there are
monsters
under my bed, what can I do?
Saw the legs off of your...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor, Doctor When I press with my
finger
here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... a...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor, Doctor When I press with my
finger
here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... a...Read the whole joke |
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43 |
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- Doctor Doctor I feel like
biscuits!
What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put but...Read the whole joke |
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- Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just
swallowed
a roll of film!
Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing
dev...Read the whole joke |
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