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1 Question answer 06
- |What lights up a football stadium?A football match! If you have a referee in football, what do you ...Read the whole joke
Sport Jokes 67 0
2 Question answer 07
- |How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! What's...Read the whole joke
Sport Jokes 72 0
3 Question answer 08
- |Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can't jump! Why do grassh...Read the whole joke
Sport Jokes 75 0
4 Play as James Bond
- |Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball."I was the James Bon...Read the whole joke
Sport Jokes 63 0
5 Why the bad plays?
- | true story, according to the LA Times.....Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff W...Read the whole joke
Sport Jokes 23 0
6 Who is on First?
- |Who's On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we get to St. Louis,...Read the whole joke
Sport Jokes 29 0
7 You really do stink
- |It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the vict...Read the whole joke
Sport Jokes 75 0
8 Ant jokes 01
- |Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips school?A truant!What d...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 230 0
9 Ant jokes 02
- |What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was the most famous ant ...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 112 0.5
10 Ant jokes 03
- |Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?Antteneye!W...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 83 0
11 Bear jokes 01
- |Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever hunted bear?A: No, but I've b...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 84 0
12 Bear jokes 02
- |: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hol...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 78 0
13 Bee jokes 01
- |Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?A: The bee gees!Q...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 94 0
14 Bee jokes 02
- |Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What's black, yellow and covered in bla...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 104 0
15 Bee jokes 03
- |Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes alo...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 95 0
16 Bee jokes 04
- |Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can't whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the rain?A: Not without their ...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 90 0
17 Bee jokes 05
- |Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because they kept droning on and on!Q: W...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 91 0
18 Bird jokes 01
- |Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!Q: What is a polygon?A: A dead par...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 75 0
19 Bird jokes 02
- |Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q: What bird taste...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 76 0
20 Bird jokes 03
- |Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried ow...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 69 0
21 Bird jokes 04
- |Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: 'Too wet to woo'!Q: What do baby swans dance to?A: Cygne...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 81 0
22 Bird jokes 05
- |Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A: A bird who knocks before deli...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 88 0
23 Cat jokes 01
- |Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?A: He has cat-arrh!Q: What is cleverer than a talkin...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 91 0
24 Cat jokes 02
- |Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A stripey sweater!Q: How do you know if you...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 97 0
25 Cat jokes 03
- |Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lio...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 92 0
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