Funny jokes - Funny Jokes Center: Only funny jokes of the world

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	mouse's favorite record? - \|What's a mouse's favorite record?Please cheese me!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	262	0
2	A mouse sandwich! - \|What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	342	0
3	With a mouse warming party - \|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	63	0
4	Mickey Moose! - \|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	208	0
5	Hamsterdam! - \|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	223	0
6	Save a drowning mouse - \|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	184	0
7	What's up Pussycat! - \|What's a mouse's least favorite record?What's up Pussycat!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	259	0
8	Because they squeak! - \|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	181	0
9	play bingo - \|What do rodents say when they play bingo?'Eyes down for a full mouse'!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	234	0
10	'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'! - \|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	270	0
11	A mouse organ! - \|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	484	0
12	Why do mice have long tails? - \|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they'd look silly with long hair!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	85	0
13	Hard cheese! - \|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	223	0
14	Hide and squeak! - \|What is a mouse's favorite game?Hide and squeak!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	173	0
15	It's croak-et! - \|Whats a frogs favorite game?It's croak-et!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	216	0
16	headmasters and bullfrogs - \|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	154	0
17	The Lizard of Oz! - \|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	168	0
18	A Choristers' Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line - \|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical and theoret...Read the whole joke	Instrument Jokes	321	0
19	They sit eggsaminations! - \|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	150	0
20	How do frogs die? - \|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	115	0
21	A croakus! - \|What's a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	378	0
22	A croaker spaniel! - \|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	327	0.5
23	A golf blooded reptile! - \|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	311	0
24	Where do frogs keep their money? - \|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	131	0
25	A bullfrog! - \|What kind of bull doesn't have horns?A bullfrog!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	362	0