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| Bear jokes 01 |
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| Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever hunted bear?A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?A: Ready, teddy, go!Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?A: A bear faced lyre!Q: Why do bears have fur coats?A: Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?A: A teddy boar!Q: What should you call a bald teddy?A: Fred bear!Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?A: A little bear!Q: What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?A: Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin!Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?A: Winnie the Pooh! |
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