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| Bird jokes 01 |
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| Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!Q: What is a polygon?A: A dead parrot!Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?A: The parrots of Penzance!Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?A: A firequaker!Q: What is a parrot's favorite game?A: Hide and Speak!Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!Q: What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor?A: 'The pheasants are revolting'!Q: What is the definition of Robin?A: A bird who steals!Q: When is the best time to buy budgies?A: When they're going cheap! |
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