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| Chicken jokes 04 |
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| Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?A: It eggs-plodes!Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!Q: Is chicken soup good for your health?A: Not if you're the chicken!Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get to the other side!Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!" Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!Q: Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?A: Because he didn't have enough guts!Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?A: To get to the other slide! |
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