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| Dog jokes 01 |
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Kids Jokes |
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125 |
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| The Joke |
| Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can't bury them in trees!Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?A: He was trying to make both ends meet!Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?A: A collie-flower!Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?A: "Because no one else will do it for them!" Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!Q: What is the dogs favorite city?A: New Yorkie!Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian?A: Growlcho Marx!Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?A: "Well, doggone!" Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?A: He stole the show!Q: How can if you have a stupid dog?A: It chases parked cars! |
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