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| Dog jokes 03 |
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Kids Jokes |
| Total Hits |
150 |
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| The Joke |
| Q: What is a dog's favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?A: A Great Dane out!Q: Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?A: Anywhere it wants to!Q: What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?A: "I must throw that doggie out the window!"Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?A: A bloodhound!Q: Why did the dog wear white sneakers?A: Because his boots were at the menders!Q: What is a dog's favorite food?A: Anything that is on your plate!Q: What is the only kind of dog you can eat?A: A hot dog!Q: What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it?A sausage dog!Q: What do you do if your dog eats your pen?A: Use a pencil instead! |
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