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| Elephant jokes 02 |
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Kids Jokes |
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| What' s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?An elephant disguised as a banana!What's big, grey and flies straight up?An elecopter!What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?A get wellephant!What's grey and never needs ironing?A drip dry elephant!What's big and grey and red?A sunburnt elephant!What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?"Pack your trunk and clear out!" How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?Take all the matches out first!What weighs 4 tons and is bright red?An elephant holding its breath! |
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