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| Fish jokes 06 |
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Kids Jokes |
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158 |
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| The Joke |
| Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to ransome?Squidnappers!What part of a fish weighs the most?It's scales!What fish do road-menders use?Pneumatic krill!What happens when sharks take their clothes off?They go sharkers!What game do fish like playing the most?Name that tuna!What do naked fish play with?Bare-a-cudas!What do you get if you cross a big fish with an electricity pylon?An electric shark!Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?Jack the kipper!What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?Whale of fortune! |
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