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Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who
is
appalled by American driving
habits, offers the following
advice:
The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is
directly
proportional to time spent on the road. Driving fast
decreases one's
exposure.
One third of traffic accidents are caused
by drunk drivers; two thirds
are caused by non-drunk
drivers.
Therefore, the safest way to drive is drunk and VERY fast. |
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