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| Heaven and hell jokes |
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St Peter is standing at heaven's gate
when a man walks
up.
"Welcome to heaven my son. What did you
do with your life?"
"I was a policeman," he
responded.
"What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked.
"I was a vice officer. I
kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of
kids."
"Wonderful my son, welcome to heaven. Pass through the gates."
A few
moments later a second man walks up.
"Welcome to heaven my son.
What did you do with your life?"
"I was a policeman," he
responded.
"What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked.
"I was a
traffic officer. I kept the roads and highways safe for
travelers."
"Well done. Pass through the gates into paradise."
A few
moments later a third man walks up.
"Welcome to heaven my son. What
did you do with your life?"
"I was a policeman," he
responded.
"What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked.
"I was a
Military Policeman, Sir."
"Excellent my son, I have to leave
for a bit, watch the gate will
you?" |
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