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| Old age jokes |
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| The Joke |
Three old men are
sitting on the porch of
a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I
got real problems.
I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven
o'clock I get up and
I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They
give me all
kinds of medicine but nothing helps."
The second old man says,
"You think you have problems. I'm eighty
years old. Every morning
at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try
all day long. They
give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps."
Finally the
third old man speaks up, "Fellas: I'm ninety years old.
Every morning
at 7:00 sharp I urinate. Every morning at 8:00 I move my
bowels.
Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up." |
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