|
Free Web Services
Free E-cards
Free Email Account
Funny Pictures
Search Web
Free Banner Generation
Short URL
Free Web Proxy
Bulk PageRank Checker
All Recipes World
Lyrics Database
Free Music Download
Free Money Guide
Freeware
Shareware
Softwares
Cheat Codes
Free Wallpapers
|
|
| Little Johny being literal |
| Category |
Children |
| Total Hits |
80 |
| Rating |
 |
| Total Comments |
0 |
| The Joke |
| Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail."Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better."All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny.Teacher says: "Johnny, what does your Dad do ?"Johnny says: "My Dad is dead.""I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died ?""He turned blue and shat on the carpet." |
| Rate this
joke |
|
|
| Send this joke
to your friends |
|
|
| Leave your
comment for this joke |
|
|
| Comments for
this joke |
| |
|
|
|
