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1	Have you heard the one about the... - Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90%...Read the whole joke	53
2	How are husbands like lawn mowers? - How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the...Read the whole joke	45
3	How are men like UFOs? - How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they'r...Read the whole joke	41
4	How can you tell if a man is sexually exited? - Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He's Breathing....Read the whole joke	45
5	How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed....Read the whole joke	47
6	How do men exercise at the beach? - How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini....Read the whole joke	31
7	How do men sort their laundry? - How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"....Read the whole joke	35
8	How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll? - Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you turn it over!Sent by gms38...Read the whole joke	28
9	How do you get a man to do situps? - How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his ankles......Read the whole joke	73
10	How do you scare a man? - How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice....Read the whole joke	18
11	How does a man keep his youth? - Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds....Read the whole joke	28
12	How does a man show he's planning for the future? - Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one....Read the whole joke	58
13	How is a man like a snow fall? - How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will las...Read the whole joke	43
14	How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus? - How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the circus the clowns don't ta...Read the whole joke	80
15	How many honest, intelligent, caring men... - How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of th...Read the whole joke	75
16	How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - No one knows. Its never happened....Read the whole joke	43
17	How many men does it take to open a beer? - How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened by the time she brings it....Read the whole joke	35
18	How many men does it take to pop popcorn? - How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and sh...Read the whole joke	41
19	How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? - How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in.The other...Read the whole joke	43

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