| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17525
- Two ladies are in a bar and
the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots".
S...Read the whole joke |
49 |
0 |
| 2 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17526
- Remember, an alcoholic & a
drunk are not
the same thing at all.
The alcoholic has to attend
m...Read the whole joke |
37 |
0 |
| 3 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17527
- Contrary to what people say,
you can indeed drink to relax.
Of course sometimes, you get so
c...Read the whole joke |
53 |
0 |
| 4 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17528
- Ever hear the
expression
"hard drinker" ? Never made much sense
to me, drinking's one of the
...Read the whole joke |
37 |
0 |
| 5 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17529
- A
Skeleton walks into a
bar, asks for a beer... and a mop....Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
| 6 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17530
- A snail goes into a bar and
orders a beer.
The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve
snails' a...Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 7 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17531
- A guy walks into a bar with
a dog under
his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the ...Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 8 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17532
- At the end of the night a
man leaves the bar.
Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and
...Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
| 9 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17533
- An Indian,
a Rabbi, the
Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar
together and
s...Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
| 10 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17534
- "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a
'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next
barstoo...Read the whole joke |
49 |
0 |
| 11 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17535
- A pirate was talking to a
"land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any
sel...Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 12 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17536
- Last New
Year's Eve,
one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it
was time to
get...Read the whole joke |
34 |
0 |
| 13 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17537
- Two
men who are out
walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to
the other, "Boy
...Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 14 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17538
- A guy walks into a bar
carrying a pair of jumper
cables. He sets 'em down on the bar. And then
...Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
| 15 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17539
- A man stumbles up to the
only other patron in
a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
...Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 16 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17540
- A number twelve walks into a
bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
"Sorry I can't
ser...Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 17 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17541
- The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a
Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a
great-look...Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 18 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17542
- A
serious drunk walked
into a bar and, after staring for some time at the
only woman seated
...Read the whole joke |
27 |
0 |
| 19 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17543
- Two guys
were in a bar,
and they were both watching the television when the news
came on.
It...Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 20 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17544
- John was sitting outside his
local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good...Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 21 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17545
- A neutron walks into a bar.
"I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a
bee...Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 22 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17546
- A circus owner
walked
into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little
sho...Read the whole joke |
69 |
0 |
| 23 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17547
- A man walks into a bar, and
as he makes his
way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone
...Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 24 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17548
- A man who smelled like a
distillery flopped on a subway seat
next to a priest. The man's tie
w...Read the whole joke |
45 |
0 |
| 25 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17549
- A man walks into a bar and
says, "Bartender, give me two shots."
Bartender says, "You want them ...Read the whole joke |
61 |
0 |
