| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Face jokes - 20868
- "Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a
werewolf! Is that true?"
"No, of course not. Now shut...Read the whole joke |
64 |
0 |
| 2 |
Face jokes - 20869
- Teacher: What
a glum face, what would you say
if I came to school with a face like
yours ?
Pu...Read the whole joke |
67 |
0 |
| 3 |
Face jokes - 20870
- Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces.
Doctor: Well there's nothing terrible about that...Read the whole joke |
75 |
0 |
| 4 |
Face jokes - 20871
- A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad,
dad," he
said, "there's a monster at the door ...Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
| 5 |
Face jokes - 20872
- Boy: You've
got a face like a million
dollars.
Girl: Have I really?
Boy: Yes ? it's green an...Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 6 |
Face jokes - 20873
- Fred's new girlfriend uses such
greasy
lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to ge...Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
| 7 |
Face jokes - 20874
- A woman just back from Arizona was telling her
friends
about the trip.
"When my husband first ...Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 8 |
Farmer jokes - 16592
- This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he
goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy ...Read the whole joke |
95 |
0 |
| 9 |
Farmer jokes - 16593
- There was a farmer who
had a lot of live
stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls. ...Read the whole joke |
85 |
0 |
| 10 |
Farmer jokes - 16594
- A jogger running down a country road
is
startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear bud...Read the whole joke |
103 |
0 |
| 11 |
Farmer jokes - 16595
- On a rural road a state trooper pulled this
farmer over and said:
"Sir, do you realize your wife...Read the whole joke |
89 |
0 |
| 12 |
Farmer jokes - 16596
- A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad
in a lawsuit filed by
an old rancher. The ranche...Read the whole joke |
274 |
0 |
| 13 |
Farmer jokes - 21128
- Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate
country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he...Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 14 |
Farmer jokes - 21129
- A lone tourist who is passing through the
suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately exper...Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |
| 15 |
Farmer jokes - 21130
- An aged farmer and his wife were leaning
against the edge of their
pig-pen when the old woman wi...Read the whole joke |
53 |
0 |
| 16 |
Farmer jokes - 21131
- Howard County Police officers still
write
their reports by hand, and the data is entered later b...Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |
| 17 |
Farmer jokes - 21132
- A man is driving down a country road, when he
spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge fi...Read the whole joke |
60 |
0 |
| 18 |
Farmer jokes - 21133
- The farmer's son was returning from the market
with the crate of chicken's his father had entrus...Read the whole joke |
83 |
0 |
| 19 |
Farmer jokes - 21134
- A very zealous soul-winning young preacher
recently came upon
a farmer working in his field. Bei...Read the whole joke |
78 |
0 |
| 20 |
Farmer jokes - 21135
- A retiring farmer in preparation for selling
his
land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he ...Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 21 |
Farmer jokes - 21136
- A clergyman walking down a
country lane and
sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto...Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |
| 22 |
Farmer jokes - 21137
- A farmer was milking his cow. He was just
starting to get a good rhythm
going when a bug flew in...Read the whole joke |
60 |
0 |
| 23 |
Farmer jokes - 21138
- A man from the city is out plowing his field
and
gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.
A ...Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
| 24 |
Farmer jokes - 21139
- Rush Limbaugh
and his chauffeur were out
driving in the country and accidentally hit
and kille...Read the whole joke |
72 |
0 |
| 25 |
Farmer jokes - 21140
- A farmer and his brand new bride were
riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of...Read the whole joke |
68 |
0 |
