| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Lawyer jokes - 23027
- Changing lawyers is like moving to a different
deck chair on the Titantic....Read the whole joke |
68 |
0 |
| 2 |
Lawyer jokes - 23028
- Did you hear that the Post Office had to
recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? P...Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 3 |
Lawyer jokes - 23029
- First person: Do you know how to
save five
lawyers who are drowning?
Second person: No.
First ...Read the whole joke |
59 |
0 |
| 4 |
Lawyer jokes - 23030
- Have you seen the current remake of the movie
"Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who i...Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 5 |
Lawyer jokes - 23031
- How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut
the rope....Read the whole joke |
59 |
0 |
| 6 |
Lawyer jokes - 23032
- How many lawyers does it take to grease a
combine?
Only one if you run him through slowly!...Read the whole joke |
61 |
0 |
| 7 |
Lawyer jokes - 23033
- How many lawyers does it take
to stop a
moving bus?
Never enough....Read the whole joke |
72 |
0 |
| 8 |
Lawyer jokes - 23034
- If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both
drowning, and
you could only save one of them, would you ...Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 9 |
Lawyer jokes - 23035
- If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how
many orchards does it
take for a lawyer?...Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 10 |
Lawyer jokes - 23036
- If I had but one life to give for my country,
it
would be a lawyer's....Read the whole joke |
65 |
0 |
| 11 |
Lawyer jokes - 23037
- If you laid all the lawyers in the world head
to foot around the Equator, then...
Hey, come to ...Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 12 |
Lawyer jokes - 23038
- In the construction
field, it is often
noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However,
a c...Read the whole joke |
61 |
0 |
| 13 |
Lawyer jokes - 23039
- What's the
difference between a lawyer and
an onion?
You cry when you cut up an onion....Read the whole joke |
64 |
0 |
| 14 |
Lawyer jokes - 23040
- Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to
walk
onto a construction site when plumbers are working?
...Read the whole joke |
73 |
0 |
| 15 |
Lawyer jokes - 23041
- Why is
it that if you give a child an
encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the
third thing they lo...Read the whole joke |
68 |
0 |
| 16 |
Lawyer jokes - 23042
- Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic
waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?
New...Read the whole joke |
64 |
0 |
| 17 |
Lawyer jokes - 23043
- You're trapped in a room with a tiger,
a
rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bulle...Read the whole joke |
72 |
0 |
| 18 |
Lawyer jokes - 23044
- How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
Other
lawyers look interested....Read the whole joke |
27 |
0 |
| 19 |
Lawyer jokes - 23045
- How many lawyers does it take to
change a
lightbulb?
None, they'd rather keep their clients in ...Read the whole joke |
66 |
0 |
| 20 |
Lawyer jokes - 23046
- Lawyer: "Let me
give you my honest
opinion."
Client: "No, no. I'm paying for professional a...Read the whole joke |
67 |
0 |
| 21 |
Lawyer jokes - 23047
- Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted,
will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"
Cl...Read the whole joke |
76 |
0 |
| 22 |
Lawyer jokes - 23048
- What do lawyers do after they die?
They lie
still....Read the whole joke |
64 |
0 |
| 23 |
Lawyer jokes - 23049
- Why don't lawyers enjoy playing
golf?
Because it's too much like work, what with all of the lying...Read the whole joke |
60 |
0 |
| 24 |
Lawyer jokes - 23050
- A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with
his family. Suddenly,
he spotted a fin sticking up...Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 25 |
Lawyer jokes - 23051
- Why
didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the
lawyer's heart?
Because even Cupid can't hit a target ...Read the whole joke |
66 |
0 |
