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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Teeth jokes - 25333
- How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?
BLEEEEEE-YATCH!...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 2 |
Teeth jokes - 25334
- Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by
a
haughty old dowager who scrutinized her throu...Read the whole joke |
68 |
0 |
| 3 |
Teeth jokes - 25335
- Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting
yet?...Son:
I don't know. The dentist kept it...Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
| 4 |
Teeth jokes - 25336
- Why are vampires like false teeth?
They all
come out at night....Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 5 |
Teeth jokes - 25337
- Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
It has
more bark than bite....Read the whole joke |
18 |
0 |
| 6 |
Teeth jokes - 25338
- How can you get a set of teeth put in for
free?
Smack a monster....Read the whole joke |
66 |
0 |
| 7 |
Teeth jokes - 25339
- Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?
Because he said his teeth weren't loose....Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 8 |
Teeth jokes - 25340
- Willie: "I have an awful
toothache."
Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine."
Willie: "...Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 9 |
Teeth jokes - 25356
- What game do you play if you don't take care of
your teeth?
Tooth (truth) or Consequences....Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 10 |
Teeth jokes - 25357
- What helps keep your teeth
together?
Toothpaste....Read the whole joke |
27 |
0 |
| 11 |
Teeth jokes - 25358
- Why are false teeth like stars?
Because they
come out at night....Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 12 |
Teeth jokes - 25359
- What do you get if you cross teeth
with
candy ?
Dental floss !...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 13 |
Teeth jokes - 25360
- What happened when the slave put his head into a
lions
mouth to count how many teeth he had ?
T...Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 14 |
Telephone jokes - 16829
- After my wife and her former best buddy,
another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that p...Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 15 |
Telephone jokes - 16830
- What do you call
an elephant in a phone
box?
Stuck....Read the whole joke |
33 |
0 |
| 16 |
Telephone jokes - 16831
- What do ghosts use to phone home?
A
terror-phone....Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 17 |
Telephone jokes - 16832
- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
telephone.
Doctor: Why's that?
I keep getting calls in t...Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 18 |
Telephone jokes - 16833
- At three o'clock one morning a
veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of ...Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 19 |
Telephone jokes - 25341
- Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?
Because it was so ET !...Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 20 |
Telephone jokes - 25342
- Who was that on the phone, Fred?
Fred:
No one important. Just some man who said it was long dist...Read the whole joke |
30 |
0 |
| 21 |
Telephone jokes - 25343
- Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone
cut off?
Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!...Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
| 22 |
Telephone jokes - 25344
- The new office-boy came
into his boss's
office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone,
...Read the whole joke |
55 |
0 |
| 23 |
Telephone jokes - 25345
- Mother: Why was the phone busy all
night?
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold....Read the whole joke |
29 |
0 |
| 24 |
Telephone jokes - 25346
- The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang
one evening. When he answered, the operator said, "T...Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 25 |
Telephone jokes - 25347
- Moody was
awakened by the telephone at
four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy,
Crumm, calling...Read the whole joke |
18 |
0 |
