| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Waiter jokes - 25867
- Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my
starter !
I can't do that sir, he's not had his main ...Read the whole joke |
29 |
0 |
| 2 |
Waiter jokes - 25868
- Sir you
haven't touched your
custard.
I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampo...Read the whole joke |
33 |
0 |
| 3 |
Waiter jokes - 25869
- "Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare
you serve me this!
There's a damn TWIG in my soup...Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 4 |
Waiter jokes - 25870
- CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler?
WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose....Read the whole joke |
29 |
0 |
| 5 |
Waiter jokes - 25871
- CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig
shake?
WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming....Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 6 |
Waiter jokes - 25872
- CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float?
WAITER: Just give him an inner tube....Read the whole joke |
29 |
0 |
| 7 |
Waiter jokes - 25873
- Waiter! Waiter! This salad is
frozen
solid.
Yes, sir. It's the iceberg lettuce that does it....Read the whole joke |
32 |
0 |
| 8 |
Waiter jokes - 25874
- Waiter, this coffee
tastes like
dirt!
Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning....Read the whole joke |
49 |
0 |
| 9 |
Weather jokes - 16859
- You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park
near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You ...Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 10 |
Weather jokes - 16860
- Why did your sister cut a hole in her
new
umbrella ?
Because she wanted to be able to tell when...Read the whole joke |
73 |
0 |
| 11 |
Weather jokes - 16861
- 'You
never get anything right,'
complained the teacher. 'What kind of job
do you think you'll ...Read the whole joke |
72 |
0 |
| 12 |
Weather jokes - 16862
- What did Santa
Claus's wife say during a
thunderstorm?
'Come and look at the rain, dear.'...Read the whole joke |
70 |
0 |
| 13 |
Weather jokes - 16863
- How do sheep keep warm in winter
?
Central bleating !...Read the whole joke |
81 |
0 |
| 14 |
Weather jokes - 25875
- How did you find the weather at camp?
It
was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!...Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
| 15 |
Weather jokes - 25876
- A city boy was
on his first camping trip.
He was eating his lunch under a tree when an
old-tim...Read the whole joke |
33 |
0 |
| 16 |
Weather jokes - 25877
- A man was
driving a black truck. His
lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady
was cros...Read the whole joke |
30 |
0 |
| 17 |
Weather jokes - 25878
- If six children and two dogs were under
an
umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it ...Read the whole joke |
49 |
0 |
| 18 |
Weather jokes - 25879
- What doesn't get any wetter no matter
how
much it rains?
The ocean...Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 19 |
Weather jokes - 25880
- What is a Mexican weather report?
Chilli
today, hot tamale....Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 20 |
Weather jokes - 25881
- If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather,
what does he raise in wet weather?
An umbrella....Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 21 |
Weather jokes - 25882
- Why is it so wet in Great Britain?
Because
of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) ther...Read the whole joke |
61 |
0 |
| 22 |
Weather jokes - 25883
- What
person adds best in hot weather?
A
summer....Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 23 |
Weather jokes - 25884
- What kind of umbrella does the Queen of
England carry on a
rainy day?
A wet one....Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 24 |
Weather jokes - 25885
- If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who
is most likely to get hit by lightning?
The condu...Read the whole joke |
32 |
0 |
| 25 |
Weather jokes - 25886
- Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody
believes?
The weatherman....Read the whole joke |
45 |
0 |
