| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
| 1 |
Bus jokes - How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?
Throw it under a bus....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
4111 |
| 2 |
Aardvark jokes - What does an aardvark take for
ant-digestion?
Anta-Seltzer!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
2140 |
| 3 |
Family Jewels - Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in Chicago on May 18 and...Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
1959 |
| 4 |
A tough dilemma - Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry,but I'm going to have to let one of you go."Black ...Read the whole joke |
Politics |
1375 |
| 5 |
A blind man is standing at the corner... - A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
1078 |
| 6 |
Insect jokes - Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?
Because she was a litter bug....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
995 |
| 7 |
Abstinence - Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
971 |
| 8 |
King Kong jokes - What's big and hairy and climbs up the
Empire State Building in a dress?
Queen Kong....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
958 |
| 9 |
Cow jokes - Why did the
farmer put brandy in the cow's
food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
955 |
| 10 |
Spelling jokes - What ten letter word starts with
g-a-s?
Automobile....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
954 |
| 11 |
Marriage jokes - The room was full of
pregnant women and
their partners. The Lamaze class
was in full swing. Th...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
939 |
| 12 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - A drunk stammers out of a bar
and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ''I'm
Je...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
928 |
| 13 |
Birthday jokes - What does a clam do on
his birthday?
He shellabrates!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
927 |
| 14 |
Efficiency Expert - An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these tech...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
915 |
| 15 |
Gorilla jokes - Why did the
girl Gorilla, engaged to the
invisible man, call off the wedding?
Because in the la...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
911 |
| 16 |
California Crazy Law - Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
904 |
| 17 |
Marriage jokes - A young lady came home and told her Mother
that her
boyfriend
had proposed but she had turned h...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
892 |
| 18 |
Cannibal jokes - What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
890 |
| 19 |
Blind jokes - Q: What did a blind boy's parent's
do to
punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
885 |
| 20 |
Bed jokes - Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping.
Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed.
Oh, I'm all ...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
874 |
| 21 |
Frog jokes - What do you call the English Toad Prize giving
cermony ?
The Brit Awarts !...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
865 |
| 22 |
Sport jokes - Why was the struggling mange
seen shaking
the club cat?
To see if there was any more money in t...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
859 |
| 23 |
Birthday jokes - "I guess I didn't get my birthday wish."
"How do you know?"
"You're still here!"...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
856 |
| 24 |
What's that thing on your Neck? - Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
845 |
| 25 |
A staged wedding to bust dealers - |As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter"...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
791 |