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1 A blind man in a store
- A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 4.65625
2 A good chess player
- |A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 3.5
3 Accountants and Engineers on a Train
- Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the th...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 3
4 Did you hear about Tempura House?
- Did you hear about Tempura House?It's a shelter for lightly battered women....Read the whole joke
Women 3
5 An old occupation
- |What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they just lo...Read the whole joke
Job/Office Jokes 3
6 Are You Really Sure?
- |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, t...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 2.885009765625
7 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 2.796875
8 A blind guy goes into a whore house...
- A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and starts giving him a blowjob.He sa...Read the whole joke
Sex 2.75
9 Are caterpillars good to eat?
- |Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke
Food Jokes 2.75
10 Racoon Joke
- Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2.5
11 Chucky goes to the movies
- An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulde...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 2.5
12 Drown my troubles
- I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 2.5
13 Addicted To Computers
- Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. ...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 2.5
14 wooo mama!
- One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says, "Sure son, but don't look up ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2.5
15 A man and his Alligator
- A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course w...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 2.5
16 Attack Dog
- A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized i...Read the whole joke
Lawyer Jokes 2.5
17 baseball heaven?
- There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about...Read the whole joke
Practical Jokes 2.5
18 Far East
- Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his ...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 2.5
19 A lesson in ebonics
- A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' ...Read the whole joke
Children 2.5
20 From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
- Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that thenew pro...Read the whole joke
Computers 2.5
21 A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall...
- A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lo...Read the whole joke
Men 2.5
22 A crowd had gathered around a whore and...
- A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus stepped in front of her a...Read the whole joke
Religion 2.5
23 One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world...
- One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the sa...Read the whole joke
Situations 2.5
24 Is this her first?..
- A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's goinginto labor!"The nurse says, ...Read the whole joke
Situations 2.5
25 A group of cowboys were branding some cattle...
- A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw a sheep tied to a post...Read the whole joke
Sex 2.5
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