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1 Criminal Hall of Shame
- Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people -- many of whom use their stupidity for pers...Read the whole joke
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2 Cannibal Food
- Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender mi...Read the whole joke
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3 10 commandments
- The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There was...Read the whole joke
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4 Digital clock
- Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no hands!...Read the whole joke
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5 The carburettor
- "The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburettor." "How d...Read the whole joke
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6 Two zebras pondering
- Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black st...Read the whole joke
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7 Naming the Twins
- A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of con...Read the whole joke
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8 Pick up line
- Q.What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get in the truck!...Read the whole joke
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9 Dat Ain't Bubba
- Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed som...Read the whole joke
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10 Eucalyptus Road
- Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send someone out immediately...Read the whole joke
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11 cornflakes
- Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had been using extrem...Read the whole joke
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12 Arkansas
- .. 3 million people, 15 last names....Read the whole joke
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13 A Rock Solid Defense
- A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked t...Read the whole joke
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14 A Redneck Christmas
- You know you're a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!...Read the whole joke
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15 Redneck Dating practice
- You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet women!...Read the whole joke
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16 Redneck Circumcision
- Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw....Read the whole joke
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17 Redneck and a Trailer
- Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!...Read the whole joke
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18 One for the Volunteers
- Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know why birds fl...Read the whole joke
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19 New Rooster
- An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still d...Read the whole joke
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20 My Pa Won't Like It
- A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noi...Read the whole joke
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21 Martha Stewart's Rules for Rednecks
- GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shoot...Read the whole joke
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22 Last Ditch Effort
- Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic ...Read the whole joke
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23 Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
- This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks...Read the whole joke
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24 In Hot Pursuit
- Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading east towards Georgia o...Read the whole joke
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25 I Love You
- English..... Spanish..... Te Amo French...... Je T'aime German...... Ich Liebe Dich Japanese.... Ai...Read the whole joke
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