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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Winnie The ????
- "Winnie The ????" It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teac...Read the whole joke |
Children |
37 |
0 |
| 2 |
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up
- The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get older. After preschool the...Read the whole joke |
Children |
75 |
0 |
| 3 |
A word play
- A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went...Read the whole joke |
Children |
64 |
0 |
| 4 |
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny...
- This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing a red firefighter's ha...Read the whole joke |
Children |
63 |
0 |
| 5 |
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm...
- One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She wa...Read the whole joke |
Children |
73 |
0 |
| 6 |
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy...
- After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm...Read the whole joke |
Children |
72 |
0 |
| 7 |
White Hoose
- I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David...Read the whole joke |
Children |
93 |
0 |
| 8 |
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
- Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest them!....Read the whole joke |
Children |
18 |
0 |
| 9 |
One day in class the teacher...
- One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the cla...Read the whole joke |
Children |
84 |
0 |
| 10 |
Once when Mary was young her school...
- Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided to go as a pirate aft...Read the whole joke |
Children |
92 |
0 |
| 11 |
Little Johny being literal
- Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.Little Mary says: "My Dad is a...Read the whole joke |
Children |
74 |
0 |
| 12 |
Earn it hiking
- A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
75 |
0 |
| 13 |
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris...
- When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool, I noticed an older woman ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
69 |
0 |
| 14 |
A necessary condition
- There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa,...Read the whole joke |
Children |
99 |
0 |
| 15 |
A circumcision
- Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says "I won't be goin...Read the whole joke |
Children |
113 |
0 |
| 16 |
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby...
- One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to goout to do some errands. So th...Read the whole joke |
Children |
79 |
0 |
| 17 |
A man was taking his wife...
- A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when his car went out of cont...Read the whole joke |
Children |
91 |
0 |
| 18 |
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it...
- Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doin'?"His fathe...Read the whole joke |
Children |
67 |
0 |
| 19 |
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game...
- One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
65 |
0 |
| 20 |
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
- A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers. Everyday as he passes them,...Read the whole joke |
Children |
40 |
0 |
| 21 |
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu...
- Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so wellduring the year that the teacher s...Read the whole joke |
Children |
60 |
0 |
| 22 |
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
- A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?" ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
63 |
0 |
| 23 |
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey...
- Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly li...Read the whole joke |
Children |
59 |
0 |
| 24 |
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
- What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade....Read the whole joke |
Children |
32 |
0 |
| 25 |
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny...
- One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that...Read the whole joke |
Children |
34 |
0 |
